You are all, I am sure, at least vaguely familiar with the “Footprints in the Sand” poem. If not, here’s the poem and here’s a typical picture with the poem.
Somehow I ended up at a blog which has a section on bad Christian art. Readers sometimes post captions to the posted pictures. Here’s one with the winning caption:
“When you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, that’s when I let the bear eat you.”
Actually, the title of the post is pretty hilarious, too: “Jesus wants you to prevent forest fires.”
Love the bear eating comment. I REALLY REALLY HATE the footprints poem – how much vomit-inducing emotional blackmail do we need?
p.s. Chris likes it.
and this is why I adore Marc.
seriously, until I met Marc et al in university, I thought that all religious people had this poem in their bathrooms.
Jesus: Are you my spirit guide?
Bear: Damn. I thought you were my spirit guide.
Ha! That was awesome — forest fires. I love it.
I may start stalking that site.