Posted this on Twitter yesterday, in response to the ridiculously low June temperatures:
Hey, June, don’t make me mad
It should be balmy
But it’s getting colder
Remember you’re two months later than March?
It is the time to make it hotter, hotter, HOTTER, HOTTER.
Nah, nah, nah, nanananaaaaah, nanananaaaah! Hey June!
(I hope you realize that it’s a parody of “Hey, Jude” by the Beatles).
Dixie continues to insist that I’m no good at these parodies. Maybe she’s right. But I persevere.